L Needs A Teacher

L bursts into the class room with his lap top in a bag but didn't see anyone he sat in a desk near the front and opened up his laptop. He E-mailed Pein

but soon is thinking about what he will have for lunch.
"I hope the teacher gets here soon."

L WHAT WERE YOU THINKING RUNING OFF LIKE THAT!!!! YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH!!!

Misa...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Mari runs in and pushes Misa out of the way. She then hugs L.
"You're not her's, right? You'll be with me? I'm the new member of the Atatsuki, and I love you! You can't just go with someone like that!"
She puts her head on his shoulder. "I'm your's, she can't have you! It's not fair!"

umm...
*looks around the room*
Wait! where did you come from?

Mari looks down, guiltely.
"I kinda hid in a desk..."

*grabs L's arm*
Stop it!!! He's mine!!!

*looks at Misa*
Misa...
*looks at Mari*
I GOT TO GO
*runs out of the classroom*

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
*Runs out of the room chasing after L*

"NU-UN!"
Mari yells, does a leap frog over Misa, and runs after L
"I'LL NEVER GIVE L UP TO YOU! Do you hear me? NEVER!"

*pushes Mari out of the way*
EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU CAME!!

*sits outside of the acadamy*
*sees the girls coming*
uh oh....

L!!!
*runs over to L and hugs him*
are you ok?

oh Misa whats up?
wheres Mari?

Mari jumps down from the roof of the academy.
"Oh, no you don't!"
*lands in between L and Misa*
(to L) "I'm right here! I won't ever leave you again!"
*hugs L*

umm... hi

EXCUSE ME!!! BUT DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH L BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'VE SEEN L HAS NEVER WILLINGLY HUGGED OR KISS YOU!!!

*walks around the town looking for something to do, then notices L, Misa, and Mari and walks up to them* I finally found you...

Light Yagami... what are you doing here?

(back to Misa) "Yeah, but he's never gotten mad at me, and he's allways been nice to me! And if you haven't noticed, L ran out of the room when YOU came in! He never left when I was talking to him!"
*notices Light*
"Oh, wow, your name's Light Yagami? Did you know that 'Yagami' spelled backwards is 'I'm a gay'?"
*giggles*
" Ha! That's funny! "

(to Mari) actually I was in the room before you and he was kissing me and of course he is nice to you. He is nice to everyone! *looks at Light and starts to blush* what are you doing here?

"Actually I was in a desk before he came, dummie! And he's not nice to everyone, he just... HE JUST HASN'T FOUND SOMEONE THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE YET!!! And You already like that 'Im a gay' guy, so go and be with him! It's not fair that you get L and Light! If I like L and you like both of them, then you should just lay off!"

Appears out of nowhere and looks around. Sees L and two girls. "...I hope I didn't interupt anything..."

*pushes Misa towards Gaata*
"SEE! Here's another fine man! There's so many guys out there who like you, AND YOU HAVE TO PICK THE ONE THAT I LIKE!!!!"

He stares at her. "Wait, what? Fine man? Whats this about..."